Everytime Asna sleeps over on Fridays, she plays with her self-proclaimed husband (a teddy bear Reza got me before I left for Melbourne) before going to bed. Once, she took out my bags, pretended that they were going on a holiday and talking on the train. Said, “Honey, do you want some?” while offering the inanimate object little bits of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk. Showed the husband a drawing of The Little Mermaid she made:
“Honey, look at this”
Then changed into the husband’s voice.
“What is this? I can see her pusat. That’s so shame(ful)”
Then back to her voice.
“Oh, honey, it’s just a mermaid!”
A few weeks ago, when she was still allowed to play with the computer during school holidays, she kept telling my mom that she has a baby on Facebook.
“You can’t have a baby, Asna. You must get married first”
“But it’s only a fake baby”
My mom was trolling.
“Then you have to have a fake husband”
Asna was dumbfounded. Looked at me in hopes that I would back her up. Then, she recalled:
“I already HAVE a fake husband! It’s Cikyong’s teddy bear!!!”
After that she decided to get married inside my room to make it official -_-‘ With all the vows she picked up from Disney movies. With her Azura Azwa headband, ‘veil’, ‘dress’ and a bouquet of plastic flowers.
“Will you take Asna as your lawfully wedded wife?”
“Will you takde Teddy as your lawfully wedded husband?”
“You may kiss the bride”
“Nanti I will need to cut my tummy”