Asna got married

Everytime Asna sleeps over on Fridays, she plays with her self-proclaimed husband (a teddy bear Reza got me before I left for Melbourne) before going to bed. Once, she took out my bags, pretended that they were going on a holiday and talking on the train. Said, "Honey, do you want some?" while offering the inanimate object little bits of Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Showed the husband a drawing of The Little Mermaid she made:

"Honey, look at this"

Then changed into the husband's voice.

"What is this? I can see her pusat. That's so shame(ful)"

Then back to her voice.

"Oh, honey, it's just a mermaid!"

A few weeks ago, when she was still allowed to play with the computer during school holidays, she kept telling my mom that she has a baby on Facebook.

"You can't have a baby, Asna. You must get married first"

"But it's only a fake baby"

My mom was trolling.

"Then you have to have a fake husband"

Asna was dumbfounded. Looked at me in hopes that I would back her up. Then, she recalled:

"I already HAVE a fake husband! It's Cikyong's teddy bear!!!"

After that she decided to get married inside my room to make it official -_-' With all the vows she picked up from Disney movies. With her Azura Azwa headband, 'veil', 'dress' and a bouquet of plastic flowers.

 

She changed her voice whenever necessary:

"Will you take Asna as your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Yes"

"Will you takde Teddy as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Yes"

"You may kiss the bride"

Recently Asna told my maid that she felt that she was 'expecting' since she just got married.

"Nanti I will need to cut my tummy"

-_-' Oh, whatever Asna.