Asna Reza Wedding Diaries

Suits for the boys

My brother is the type who’s clueless when it comes to shopping. I’d need to be around when he shops for clothes, else he’d be lost. Because of his lack of interest in the department, he doesn’t have that many clothes and my mum is, at times, troubled by his refusal to buy new clothes.

When I told her that Reza and I were getting a suit this weekend, Mama requested that we drag my brother along (else he wouldn’t have any to wear on my wedding day). He obliged and we hit the malls!

Reza was the first to pick his suit.

Asna’s response:

“Wow, Abang Reza! You look like a bartender!”

Everyone else:

“Bartender?!?!”

And she rephrased:

“He looks like the man who tell people to get out of a nightclub when something’s wrong.”

“…….”

She meant a bouncer -_-‘

Where I think she learned what a bouncer is, here.

Then it was my brother’s turn. His pants were a little too tight and as he waited for another size, he called me to come near to his fitting room.

“Cikyong, sini kejap.”

“What?”

“Sini lah.”

He stood with his back facing the mirror and instructed me to check out the contour of his voluptuous derriere in the mirror. Its shape was obvious, in pants that were too tight.

“If I were a girl, pergh.”

My siblings are retarded.

Productive day, though. Suits for the boys, check!

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    hani
    November 3, 2013 at 9:51 PM

    Arent we all retarded then? Hahaha

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    dnie
    November 4, 2013 at 12:15 PM

    didn’t see that comment coming! and for him to purposely call you to just say that, he must’ve given it a thorough thought. hahahaha

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    Hamhar Ismail
    November 4, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    hahahaha ohh dear…your siblings so funny

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    nsysff
    November 5, 2013 at 4:58 AM

    Lol. Had to laugh senyap senyap since I read it at 3AM!

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    Black N Bianco
    December 14, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    lol @ the pixlated suit!

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