Asnasays #2

I’m just going to continue compiling short stories of Asna like this OK!

Asna nags

Asna was chilling with my brother. At one point she was nagging at him for being 25 and not having a girlfriend. She told him that he should be married with kids by now.

This coming from her… even our parents aren’t bothered.

In his defense, he told her that even Cikyong doesn’t have kids yet!

She replied:

“Maybe she’s secretly pregnant, you don’t know!”


I think it’s just that she aspires to become Aunty Asna, you know.

Asna wants me to build a snowman

First text I got when I reached Hokkaido.


Tak habis-habis.

Asna gives advice

While I was in Sapporo, I texted and ask her if she’d like to travel with me in the future. Instead of getting a favorable reply, all I got was a brief text suggesting me to do otherwise:



(Read Asna’s thoughts on Childbirth.)

Asna reacts to hero kitty

Me: Hey, have you seen the news about the cat in Russia, Masha who saved a baby?

(Read the story of how Masha the cat saved an abandoned baby from freezing to death.)

Asna: Yeah! The cat is so kind, right? She’s sooo cute!

I nodded.

Then she started talking about what she read.

Asna: The cat was so worried when she saw the boy being taken into an ambulance, right?

I nodded.

Asna: The boy’s going to grow up to think that the cat is his mother. Nanti he’ll say, “Awww, what a cute lil mother! You’re the cutest mother in the whole world!”

She smiled sorang-sorang.


Asna can’t run on the treadmill

Out of the blue.

Asna: I wish I can run on a treadmill.

Me: Run la.

Asna: But I can’t go on a treadmill.

Me: Why?

Asna: Because I don’t have back pain and I tak sakit shoulders.

Me: Why must you have back pain to go on a treadmill?

Asna: Because only people who are sakit can run on the treadmill! I saw it at the place Mama did physiotherapy. When I see the patients run on a treadmill, ugh, I feel so jealous of them!



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    February 9, 2015 at 4:05 PM

    Asna is hilarious! But the way you write them makes it so! Please just write a book on this, it’d be so awesome! 🙂

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      February 9, 2015 at 9:02 PM

      Hahahahaha she says that’s too much publicity.

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        February 12, 2015 at 9:48 AM

        Lol! Alaaaa, she doesn’t have to be called Asna. She can be called something like Wimpy Kid, Adrian Mole or even Amos Lee!! 😀 What’s her opinion on that? Hehe

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          February 12, 2015 at 4:24 PM

          LOL. Good idea! When she returns from school I’ll ask 😀

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    Kumar Veerapen
    February 26, 2015 at 12:27 AM

    This little girl is hilarious!!!! 🙂

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