Asna

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Disgusting Asna


I was having gastritis. Lied down on the sofa close to being motionless.

I saw Asna.

Me: Asna, I don’t feel well.

Asna: Aww, poor thing.

Standing up, she turned her back on me so that her butt would face my face and said:

“Maybe a fart will make you feel better.”

I pushed her in time -_-

Everything is wrong with everyone


Reza went down late this one day and greeted Asna.

Reza: Good morning, Asna!

Asna: It’s already noon. What’s wrong with you?

Reza: …

Gempak Asna


Asna was sitting on the bed full of exercise books.

Me: Asna, what are you doing?

Asna: Studying. I’m doing this gempak gempur.

Me: You mean gerak gempur?

She laughed and corrected herself.

-_-

This morning, before she left for school, I asked her why the schoolbag she was carrying looked so heavy.

Asna: Of course! I’m bringing all of my gempak gempur books!

-_-

Nope. Doesn’t learn.

Asna’s ideal holiday destination


Mama was thinking of going somewhere in the upcoming long weekend. She was asking Asna where she’d like to go.

Mama: Cuti nanti Asna nak pergi mana? Do you want to go to Perth?

Thinking that’s too near, I suggested several places.

Me: Do you want to go to London? To Paris? To Amsterdam?

With a straight face:

“I want to go to Sabah.”

OK.

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    munirah
    February 26, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    asna never fail to make me laugh. haha

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    Jane
    March 6, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    hahahaha kelakar la asna ni

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