Coming home from Bali, Reza reunited with his iMac and started watching random Youtube videos (as he always does). This one time Asna came into our room to chat with me, he was watching some Japanese show and the camera was focusing on a Japanese high school girl’s skirt. Looks like one of those indecent prank shows from the look of it.
Asna saw it. She kerut her dahi.
“What is he doing???” she asked me.
“Abang Reza, what are you watching?”
He was laughing over the show, not hearing her because he was wearing his big fat headphones.
“Abang Reza, what the F are you watching?!”
(Grown up konon, to stress on something she sometimes says the letter F now.)
He still didn’t hear her.
So I (the batu api) whispered to her:
“Tell him you’ll tell Mama.”
Then she said loudly, probably hoping he’d hear her:
“If you don’t stop watching, I’ll tell Mama!”
No response from him. He was still laughing over the video lolol. So she added:
“Aiyoo! I’ll tell your Mama too! I’ll tell her what you told me not to tell her!”
He still didn’t hear her lol.
She shook her head disapprovingly and left the room.