Asna

Asna and Reza

Asna is very protective of Reza but when she sees him not “behaving”, she has no qualms about making her remarks.

#1

I was explaining to Reza the different kinds of sugars and the ones we needed to avoid. I was sitting on the floor beside the bed, reading my book, while he, lying on the bed. Think he got bored so he terlelap.

Asna, who was sitting on the bed and also listening, took notice of Reza and said:

“Oi don’t sleep. Listen to your wife’s lecture!”

Reza, dari terlelap, blurted out, “What!!!”

 

#2

Buka puasa at the round table, sitting between Reza and Asna. Asna braided my hair towards the end of dinner, then she stood up and showed the result to Reza.

“Look, Abang Reza!”

Reza said the same thing he says whenever Asna kacau me:

“Why are you harassing my wife?”

Asna (who was not harassing me this time) sentap because she was accused of harassing me:

“I’m not harassing her! I’m braiding her hair!”

Then out of nowhere, she said:

“I’m her sister! My darjat is higher than yours!”

“You’re just her husband… yang sah!”

Then she stopped talking because I think she realized she’s not making much sense.

Mama and everyone else was like “???”

 

#3

About to have dinner, we were waiting for everyone else to come down. Reza was scrolling his social media feeds at the living room.

I whispered to Asna somehting I made up:

“Abang Reza’s checking out hot chicks on Instagram.”

Her face was like, “Serious?”

Then she marched and took a seat beside Reza, peeking into his phone.

“So… whatchu doin’?”

She attempted to spy LOLOLOLOLOL.

“Cikyong says you’re checking out pictures of hot chicks.”

From that distance, Reza looked at me and whispered:

“What the ****?”

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